tight ass loose jeans

i literally just ate a burrito bowl why do i feel hungry?

that-is-genius:

i’ve got 99 problems and they’re all calories.

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

all the seasons of game of thrones are on xfinity online yeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Over eating is my biggest downfall

I am finally able to do a headstand without having to kick up!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate running when its humid

breaktwentyfour:

runningtothefinish:

I’m looking to get a more appropriate swimsuit for my swim workouts (I’m talking a one piece or an athletic two piece).

Can you tell me a good place to find them, also for a good price, and how the heck do the sixes work?!?!

YES SAME HERE IVE BEEN LOOKING AROUND BUT I DONT GET IT

the sizes are basically measured from your shoulder to your crotch so like a 28 would mean its 28 inches from shoulder to crotch. Also look for a specialty swimming shop in your area. they can help you find your size and they also usually have a huge clearance section and honestly you should never pay full price for a suit unless its a speedo endurance suit

bookofmorgan:

i wish there was a way to find out how many boners you’ve caused in a lifetime i wanna check my stats